Miracle in a Bottle

This stuff is one of the best purchases I ever made and is worth its weight in gold. Some people know it as Febreze; in our household it's known as Monster Spray.

Monster Spray, when applied correctly (so easy, even little boys can do it!) keeps monsters at bay for a whole night long. Just spray it around the perimeter of the bed. Sometimes an extra dose, carefully applied to the drapes, gives added security to those who request it.

You can tell when it's working by the smell it gives off...kind of flowery and calming. Monsters hate that smell, so there you have it.

I'm not much one to give product endorsements, but this stuff has got my vote.